Too soon?

Amber is my spirit animal.

Me:  Is your party tonight themed?

Friend: Yeah.  Frat boys and sluts.

Love you girls!  And this night was nuts!
sexualix:

I have some good looking friends 

Love you girls!  And this night was nuts!

sexualix:

I have some good looking friends 

that moment when you go to the bathroom by yourself at a party and realize how drunk you actually are.